How To Be A Naked Neighbor

Let’s cut to the chase—you’re thinking about, or maybe already living as, “the naked neighbor.” You know, the one who trims their hedges in the buff, sunbathes with nothing but a book for cover, and occasionally sends the mail carrier running back to their truck faster than they’d like. Or maybe you’re not there yet but you’ve been tempted. Either way, welcome to the world of naked neighborhood living—a lifestyle equal parts liberating, hilarious, and mildly awkward (in the best way possible).

When I first decided to embrace outdoor nudity in my suburban backyard, I imagined serene mornings tending my garden, feeling the sun on my skin and the breeze in all the right places. What I didn’t imagine was accidentally waving at the delivery guy with my pruning shears in one hand and absolutely nothing in the other. Let’s just say I learned quickly that being the naked neighbor isn’t just about embracing your freedom—it’s about learning how to navigate your newfound nudity without becoming the talk of the next HOA meeting.

You see, being a nudist in a non-nudist neighborhood is like being the only person at a dinner party who brought guacamole—it’s bold, unexpected, and not everyone’s sure how to handle it. But it doesn’t have to be a disaster! With a little tact, a lot of humor, and the right attitude, you can be both the naked neighbor and the good neighbor.

This book is my personal guide to walking (and sometimes sprinting) the fine line between enjoying your naturist lifestyle and keeping the peace with your clothed community. We’ll talk about everything from building the perfect privacy hedge to surviving awkward moments (spoiler: you’ll have plenty). I’ll share my most mortifying stories, my best advice, and maybe a few cautionary tales about why you should always double-check your towel situation before answering the door.