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How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender [Audiobook]
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How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender [Audiobook] by Mike Chase
English | June 4, 2019 | ASIN: B07MQWPNX1, ISBN: 150829299X | M4B@128 kbps | 6h 51m | 390 MB
Narrator: Jonathan Todd Ross
English | June 4, 2019 | ASIN: B07MQWPNX1, ISBN: 150829299X | M4B@128 kbps | 6h 51m | 390 MB
Narrator: Jonathan Todd Ross
A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America - from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes - written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.
Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny and ridiculously entertaining book shows how just about anyone can become - or may already be - a federal criminal.
Whether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.