How To Take Care of Your Bare Naked Butt

Your bare naked butt. It’s the unsung hero of your body, quietly carrying the weight of your world (literally), enduring long hours on chairs, sandy beach days, and the occasional ill-advised bicycle seat. If you’re a naturist or someone who just loves letting it all hang out, your butt gets even more attention—and it deserves the TLC to match.

Let’s face it, your backside puts in the work. It’s your constant companion during hikes, swims, and lazy days sprawled out on the couch. And when it’s exposed to the sun, sand, and everything in between, it needs care that goes beyond the basics. I mean, you wouldn’t leave your face dry and unprotected, so why do the same to your derrière?

In this book, we’re going to dive deep (figuratively, of course) into everything you need to know about taking care of your rear. From keeping your skin smooth and hydrated to preventing sunburns in places you didn’t know could burn, this is your ultimate guide to a happy, healthy butt. And we’ll do it with a healthy dose of humor because, let’s be honest, talking about butt care without cracking a smile is nearly impossible.

We’ll cover everything from sunscreen application (spoiler: don’t skip this step) to exfoliation techniques that will leave your cheeks as smooth as silk. We’ll talk about preventing breakouts, managing irritation, and even the best ways to sit comfortably in all kinds of places—because not every surface is as butt-friendly as you’d hope. Plus, I’ll sprinkle in a few of my personal stories, like the time I underestimated the power of sandpaper-like pool chairs and learned the hard way why sitting towels are a naturist’s best friend.

This isn’t just about aesthetics, though smooth, glowing skin is a fabulous bonus. Taking care of your butt is about feeling good in your own skin, celebrating the freedom that comes with going bare, and showing yourself a little extra love. Because when your butt is happy, so are you.