The Bedside Book of Great Sexual Disasters
Gyles Brandreth, "The Bedside Book of Great Sexual Disasters"
English | 1985 | ISBN: 0246123141, 0586061231 | 165 pages | EPUB | 1.6 MB
English | 1985 | ISBN: 0246123141, 0586061231 | 165 pages | EPUB | 1.6 MB
‘I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth’
CHICO MARX
Most of us know about sexual disasters - they’re what happen when we’re too young, too old, or too drunk to know better. Great sexual disasters, on the other hand, only happen to other people, and in the most unlikely locations- ’phone boxes, baths, Range Rovers and graveyards have all played host to ill-advised encounters.
GREAT SEXUAL DISASTERS is a side-splitting selection of horny horror stories from around the world-from bishops to actresses; from sex-change nuns to gold-digging drag artists; from the priest who died on the job in a whorehouse (‘I thought he was coming! But he was going’) to the couple who electrocuted each other every time they made it.
If you want to know why you should ‘never use taxis for secret liaisons or buy contraceptives when you have a blind date, GREAT SEXUAL DISASTERS is essential bedtime reading.