Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 (2025)

MATCH DNA BUBBLES IN AN UNDERGROUND LAB TO KEEP YOUR PSYCHIC CLONE FROM INVADING YOUR MIND AND TURNING YOU INTO A CANNIBAL. This is the match-3 survival horror comedy RPG metroidvania you didn't know you needed.

About This Game

Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 is "committing to the bit" so hard that it hurts. It's a sequel to a game series that doesn't exist, complete with lore and a fictional development team. It's a game where match-3 is used not just for combat, but for lockpicking doors, debating robots, and swallowing a bunch of diamonds in front of a notorious gem thief so that he can't steal them first. It is, all genre elements considered, a match-3 survival horror comedy RPG metroidvania, and it's rad as hell.
20 years ago, Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion emerged as a smash-hit genre fusion, casting fan-favorite protagonist Jack Briar in a fast-paced puzzle adventure.8 years ago, Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 was announced on the biggest stage in gaming. This is what happened next.
What is this?
A match-3 metroidvania–or matchroidvania –exploring the development of a sequel to a game series that doesn't exist. Another wild genre fusion from the developers behind Clickolding, I Am Your Beast, and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.A story about sequels, game development, and the horrible, beautiful things that happen when the foundation of your reality falls apart.Part match-3 metroidvania, part choice-based narrative, part survival horror parody, part joyful wheel-spinning nightmare.A game that could only work with a polka soundtrack, provided by award-winning composer David Mason (Dredge, Life Eater).Committing to the bit.







SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Minimum:
OS *: Windows 8; 64-bit
Processor: @ 2 GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000
Storage: 10 GB available space
Sound Card: Please.
Additional Notes: It's not a very intensive game, but it *can* look really stylish.
*Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.